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You may have noticed...

You may have noticed...

The postscripts I put on most of my emails and social media posts... 👇 P.S. I promise the dog doesn’t die…but I make no assurances about anyone else. 😈 P.P.S. You should...

One of the funniest comments...

One of the funniest comments...

I get on my posts is that I think a lot of myself. As if that’s an insult. “You clearly think you’re very important.”“You are awfully full of yourself.”“You think...

𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗱*** 𝗯𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀.

𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗱*** 𝗯𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀.

Stay out of my womb, my bedroom, my doctor’s office, and my f***ing head. 📚 You don’t have to ban books—just don’t f***ing read the ones you don’t want to...

I am feeling so much more positive.

I am feeling so much more positive.

Holy ****. It felt like a slow, inevitable slide straight into Handmaid’s Tale with the world watching dumbstruck on the sidelines. But not anymore! People are waking up and getting...

Exciting audiobook news…

Exciting audiobook news…

Brutal Mercy, Sydney Rye Mysteries Audiobook #18, is LIVE in my bookstore! 🎉🥳 Sonja Field did an amazing job, like she always does. 😃 Download your copy today! 🎊emilykimelman.com/BMa For...

One of the things...

One of the things...

About selling my books from my own bookstore is sometimes we get a screamer in the inbox. 😱 Someone who misinterprets the normal hiccups of commerce as a personal attack...

The world is a cluster %^*&.

The world is a cluster %^*&.

🌎 The ice caps are melting, storm strengths are increasing, coral reefs are dying...and people think the 🏳️‍🌈 community are a BIG problem. 🥴 The 🇺🇸 government is run by...

When the Supreme Court decided...

When the Supreme Court decided...

Dobbs and ripped bodily autonomy from 51% of the nation, they reminded us that when the founding fathers said “All men are created equal,” they only meant land-owning white men....

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