Three things I wanted to do... – Author Emily Kimelman

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Three things I wanted to do...

Three things I wanted to do...

10 October, 2026
Emily Kimelman

So I had my main character do them instead:

Kill a bunch of abusive men. Sydney Rye has pushed pedophiles off roofs and out of helicopters—there is something about their final moments being filled with terror that warms my heart. She also used a grenade to blow some human traffickers the fuck up. Because, well, why not? Obviously, she’s also shot a lot of their dick’s off. Which they deeply deserved.
Carve RAPIST into a rapist's forehead. Illegal in real life. Riveting and cathartic in fiction. And honestly, still on my bucket list.
Have a giant, super well-trained dog whose favorite hobby is ripping evil billionaires throats out. Really, just the well-trained dog part of this would be enough for me, regardless of size. 😂

If you also want to do any of those things, then check out my Sydney Rye Mysteries—they're cathartic AF. And writing them has kept me out of prison. Maybe they can do the same for you. 😊

📚 Pay what you want for the first 8 Sydney Rye Mysteries in ebook or digital audiobook. Save 40% on paperbacks:
emilykimelman.com/SR18

📚 Continue the adventure with books 9-12:
emilykimelman.com/SR912

📚 Catch up with books 13-15:
emilykimelman.com/SR1315

📚 Catch up with books 16-18:
emilykimelman.com/SR1618

📖 Order the newest book, Feral Vengeance, Sydney Rye Mysteries Book 19:
emilykimelman.com/FV

⛈️ Preorder Tempest Rising, Sydney Rye Mysteries Book 20:
emilykimelman.com/TR

**The release date is currently set for January 2027, but we hope to move it up and will share more via the newsletter.*

📙 If you’re all caught up with Sydney Rye, read A Spy is Born, Starstruck Thrillers Book 1:
emilykimelman.com/SB

📖 If you read book 1, Lone Spy, Starstruck Thrillers Book 2 is now available:
emilykimelman.com/LoS

☕️ If you’ve read all the Sydney Rye Mysteries and Starstruck Thrillers THANK YOU.

The best way to reward yourself for all of that reading is with your very own mug, tote, or wine tumbler with quotes from the books, check out my exclusive merchandise:
emilykimelman.com/Merch

💝 Want to share your love for Sydney and Blue? I have gift cards 😉: emilykimelman.com/GC

Until next week...

Emily

P.S. I promise the dog doesn’t die…but I make no assurances about anyone else. 😈

P.P.S. Find this merch and many other items in my bookstore.

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