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I was going through my analytics on social media...
- 25 April, 2026
- Emily Kimelman
And my followers favorite posts are my troll eviscerations. Which, side note, eviscerations is a word I cannot spell to save my life. Thank dog for Google because my guess is so far off, not even spell check knows wtf I’m saying. 😂
ANYWAY… if you like these screenshots, then you’ll love my books. They are basically one long troll evisceration with a giant dog side kick.
Sydney Rye and her dog, Blue, exact justice with a vengeance. The dog doesn’t die, but the bad guys do. And it’s cathartic AF.
For all those folks worried about an author who can’t even spell evisceration, don’t fret. While my natural ability to spell is as good as the trolls’ natural ability to think, my books go through multiple rounds of edits. 😉 I don’t bother hiring an editor to double check my social media posts—mostly because I don’t have a stick up my ass, but also because it’s just not that serious.
📚 Pay what you want for the first 8 Sydney Rye Mysteries in ebook or digital audiobook. Save 40% on paperbacks:
emilykimelman.com/SR18
📚 Continue the adventure with books 9-12:
emilykimelman.com/SR912
📚 Catch up with books 13-15:
emilykimelman.com/SR1315
📚 Catch up with books 16-18:
emilykimelman.com/SR1618
📖 Order the newest book, Feral Vengeance, Sydney Rye Mysteries Book 19:
emilykimelman.com/FV
⛈️ Preorder Tempest Rising, Sydney Rye Mysteries Book 20:
emilykimelman.com/TR
**The release date is currently set for January 2027, but we hope to move it up and will share more via the newsletter.*
📙 If you’re all caught up with Sydney Rye, read A Spy is Born, Starstruck Thrillers Book 1:
emilykimelman.com/SB
📖 If you read book 1, Lone Spy, Starstruck Thrillers Book 2 is now available:
emilykimelman.com/LoS
☕️ If you’ve read all the Sydney Rye Mysteries and Starstruck Thrillers THANK YOU.
The best way to reward yourself for all of that reading is with your very own mug, tote, or wine tumbler with quotes from the books, check out my exclusive merchandise:
emilykimelman.com/Merch
💝 Want to share your love for Sydney and Blue? I have gift cards 😉: emilykimelman.com/GC
Until next time...
Emily
The Feral Vengeance, Sydney Rye Mysteries Book 19, audiobook is available. 🥳 We promised to shout it from the rooftops, so consider this your rooftop announcement. 🎉
Right now this audiobook is only available in my bookstore but will be on Audible and other retailers soonish. When we know more, we’ll share it.
🎧 emilykimelman.com/Fva
P.S. I promise the dog doesn’t die…but I make no assurances about anyone else. 😈
P.P.S. You should unfollow me now if you have issues with "strong" language, sex out of wedlock, or LGBTQ+ characters. 👈 Top 3 things my one-star reviews complain about.
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