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I'm Not Nice šŸ˜

I'm Not Nice šŸ˜

  • 17 June, 2023
  • Emily Kimelman

And that surprises people. Because, not only am I a woman, Iā€™m a publicly active one. Some people expect Iā€™ll want them to buy my books SO badly, that Iā€™ll be nice to them no matter what.

Iā€™m not.

If you say something nasty to me, Iā€™m going to hit back much harder. Iā€™m going to knock you on your a$$ through your phone. Itā€™s going to hurt. Iā€™m only going to use words and your underestimation of my ā€œnicenessā€ to make you bleed.

Iā€™m an authorā€”Iā€™ve written over 20 action-packed thrillers. I have all the words, and Iā€™m not even a little afraid to use them.

Iā€™m basically a troll magnetā€”keyboard warriors come at me with their crazy, I donā€™t even have to tryā€”and I use that to destroy them. Itā€™s fun for me and my audience.

Itā€™s fun to see a woman not be nice.

In fact, seeing a woman be like,Ā oh, no, actually whatā€™s going to happen here is youā€™re going to go f*&k yourself,Ā is awesome. My audience loves that s&^*. Thatā€™s why they buy my books.

Sydney Rye and her dog, Blue, exact justice with a vengeanceā€”the dog doesnā€™t die but the bad guys do.

Now look, Iā€™m not as badass as Sydney Rye. But I am an empowered woman totally aware of her value and in touch with what she wants. Soā€¦

Donā€™t expect any niceness from this little corner of the internet. If thatā€™s your bag. Then Iā€™m not.

If reading about a woman and her dog f^&%ing s*&t up is your thing, then pay what you want for the first 8 Sydney Rye Mysteries and join the adventure today. Sydney Rye isnā€™t nice. But she is fun as f&*k to watch.

šŸ“šĀ Pay what you want for the first 8 Sydney Rye Mysteries in ebook or digital audiobook. Save 40% on paperbacks.Ā 
emilykimelman.com/SR18

šŸ“šĀ Already read 1-8ā€¦continue the adventure with books 9-12:Ā emilykimelman.com/SR912

šŸ“šCatch up with books 13-15:
emilykimelman.com/SR1315

šŸ“˜Buy the new release,Ā Relentless, Sydney Mysteries Book 16:Ā emilykimelman.com/RL

šŸ“—Ā And get ahead when you preorderĀ Jagged Truth, Sydney Rye Mysteries Book 17:
emilykimelman.com/JT

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