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I'm Not Nice 😏

I'm Not Nice 😏

  • 17 June, 2023
  • Emily Kimelman

And that surprises people. Because, not only am I a woman, I’m a publicly active one. Some people expect I’ll want them to buy my books SO badly, that I’ll be nice to them no matter what.

I’m not.

If you say something nasty to me, I’m going to hit back much harder. I’m going to knock you on your a$$ through your phone. It’s going to hurt. I’m only going to use words and your underestimation of my “niceness” to make you bleed.

I’m an author—I’ve written over 20 action-packed thrillers. I have all the words, and I’m not even a little afraid to use them.

I’m basically a troll magnet—keyboard warriors come at me with their crazy, I don’t even have to try—and I use that to destroy them. It’s fun for me and my audience.

It’s fun to see a woman not be nice.

In fact, seeing a woman be like, oh, no, actually what’s going to happen here is you’re going to go f*&k yourself, is awesome. My audience loves that s&^*. That’s why they buy my books.

Sydney Rye and her dog, Blue, exact justice with a vengeance—the dog doesn’t die but the bad guys do.

Now look, I’m not as badass as Sydney Rye. But I am an empowered woman totally aware of her value and in touch with what she wants. So…

Don’t expect any niceness from this little corner of the internet. If that’s your bag. Then I’m not.

If reading about a woman and her dog f^&%ing s*&t up is your thing, then pay what you want for the first 8 Sydney Rye Mysteries and join the adventure today. Sydney Rye isn’t nice. But she is fun as f&*k to watch.

📚 Pay what you want for the first 8 Sydney Rye Mysteries in ebook or digital audiobook. Save 40% on paperbacks. 
emilykimelman.com/SR18

📚 Already read 1-8…continue the adventure with books 9-12: emilykimelman.com/SR912

📚Catch up with books 13-15:
emilykimelman.com/SR1315

📘Buy the new release, Relentless, Sydney Mysteries Book 16: emilykimelman.com/RL

📗 And get ahead when you preorder Jagged Truth, Sydney Rye Mysteries Book 17:
emilykimelman.com/JT

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