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I'm Not Nice š
- 17 June, 2023
- Emily Kimelman
And that surprises people. Because, not only am I a woman, Iām a publicly active one. Some people expect Iāll want them to buy my books SO badly, that Iāll be nice to them no matter what.
Iām not.
If you say something nasty to me, Iām going to hit back much harder. Iām going to knock you on your a$$ through your phone. Itās going to hurt. Iām only going to use words and your underestimation of my ānicenessā to make you bleed.
Iām an authorāIāve written over 20 action-packed thrillers. I have all the words, and Iām not even a little afraid to use them.
Iām basically a troll magnetākeyboard warriors come at me with their crazy, I donāt even have to tryāand I use that to destroy them. Itās fun for me and my audience.
Itās fun to see a woman not be nice.
In fact, seeing a woman be like,Ā oh, no, actually whatās going to happen here is youāre going to go f*&k yourself,Ā is awesome. My audience loves that s&^*. Thatās why they buy my books.
Sydney Rye and her dog, Blue, exact justice with a vengeanceāthe dog doesnāt die but the bad guys do.
Now look, Iām not as badass as Sydney Rye. But I am an empowered woman totally aware of her value and in touch with what she wants. Soā¦
Donāt expect any niceness from this little corner of the internet. If thatās your bag. Then Iām not.
If reading about a woman and her dog f^&%ing s*&t up is your thing, then pay what you want for the first 8 Sydney Rye Mysteries and join the adventure today. Sydney Rye isnāt nice. But she is fun as f&*k to watch.
šĀ Pay what you want for the first 8 Sydney Rye Mysteries in ebook or digital audiobook. Save 40% on paperbacks.Ā
emilykimelman.com/SR18
šĀ Already read 1-8ā¦continue the adventure with books 9-12:Ā emilykimelman.com/SR912
šCatch up with books 13-15:
emilykimelman.com/SR1315
šBuy the new release,Ā Relentless, Sydney Mysteries Book 16:Ā emilykimelman.com/RL
šĀ And get ahead when you preorderĀ Jagged Truth, Sydney Rye Mysteries Book 17:
emilykimelman.com/JT
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