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🇺🇸 is a cluster %^*&.
- 05 July, 2025
- Emily Kimelman
🎃 We elected a 🍇ist who admires Hitler to the highest office.
🌎 The ice caps are melting, storm strengths are increasing, coral reefs are dying...and a terrifying amount of people think the 🏳️🌈 community are a BIG problem.
🥴 The legislature is so out of touch they don't know that phones are connected to the Wifi. Which leads me to believe they don't know jack about Wifi. Which seems awfully dangerous considering…
🤖 AI is transforming our world faster than climate change and a terrifying percentage of people working on it think it will be the end of humanity.
Phew…that’s a lot.
And you’re doing a lot.
✅ Voting
✅ Talking to friends
✅ Taking care of your loved ones
You’re probably doing some stuff for your own mental health too.
🗣 Meeting with a therapist or coach.
🌳 Taking walks, meditating, practicing yoga, doing all the things that kind of help.
📵 Avoiding doom scrolling while also staying informed—a delicate freaking dance. 💃
I get it. Trust me.
The best defense I have against losing my *&^%ing mind is writing books.
📚 I write feminist vigilante thrillers. They are fun and satisfying. My books are a great way to avoid:
🤯 Screaming at your television every time you see his 🍊🤡 face and hear the utter nonsense spilling out of his disgusting mouth.
⚾️ Taking a baseball bat to a stranger’s car covered in bumper stickers—you know which bumper stickers…‼️
😵💫 Along with a host of other negative symptoms associated with living through Handmaid’s tale 2020s edition.
Sydney Rye and her dog, Blue, exact justice with a vengeance. The dog doesn’t die, but the bad guys do. And it’s cathartic AF.
⏳ Take the time you need.
🏝️ Enjoy the adventure you deserve.
🏎️ Escape the dystopian reality you’re being forced into by whack jobs with flag fetishes.
📚 Start the Sydney Rye Mysteries today ☄️
📚 Pay what you want for the first 8 Sydney Rye Mysteries in ebook or digital audiobook. Save 40% on paperbacks:
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📚 Continue the adventure with books 9-12:
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📚 Catch up with books 13-15:
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📘 Read Relentless, Sydney Mysteries Book 16:
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📗 Read Jagged Truth, Sydney Rye Mysteries Book 17:
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📗 Download the newest release, Brutal Mercy, Sydney Rye Mysteries Book 18:
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📗 If you’re all caught up with Sydney Rye, start A Spy is Born, Starstruck Thrillers Book 1:
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☕️ If you’ve read all the Sydney Rye Mysteries and Starstruck Thrillers THANK YOU.
The best way to reward yourself for all of that reading is with your very own mug, tote, or wine tumbler with quotes from the books, check out my exclusive merchandise:
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Serving justice with fiction...
Emily
P.S. I promise the dog doesn’t die…but I make no assurances about anyone else. 😈
P.P.S. You should unfollow me now if you have issues with "strong" language, sex out of wedlock, or LGBTQ+ characters. 👈 Top 3 things my one-star reviews complain about.
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