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- 05 September, 2026
- Emily Kimelman
On my posts that I’m unhinged. To which I say, you have no idea. 😂In the spirit of being a chaotic nutjob—another insult a man tried to use that just made me grin—here are 5 totally unhinged things Sydney Rye did that we all wish we could do.
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Pushed a pedophile off a roof.
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Slit a corrupt Senator's throat.
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Blew up a trafficking ring with a grenade.
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Carved a warning into a predator's forehead.
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Had her dog rip out an evil billionaire's throat.
Reply back with which is your favorite.
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**The release date is currently set for January 2027, but we hope to move it up and will share more via the newsletter.*
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☕️ If you’ve read all the Sydney Rye Mysteries and Starstruck Thrillers THANK YOU.
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Don't forget to let me know your favorite of the five.
Emily
P.S. I promise the dog doesn’t die…but I make no assurances about anyone else. 😈
P.P.S. You should unfollow me now if you have issues with "strong" language, sex out of wedlock, or LGBTQ+ characters. 👈 Top 3 things my one-star reviews complain about.
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