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I write the Sydney Rye Mysteries, an awesome series about Sydney Rye and her dog exacting justice with a vengeance. The dog doesn’t die, but the bad guys do. And the bleeps are not bleeped.
Obviously, a lot of you are reading my books, and that's why you’re here. For those of you who have not yet joined the adventure, I'd like to address some of your fears:
📚Your TBR pile is about to topple over and crush you, so putting another book on top could lead to imminent death.
👆I suggest you purchase my ebooks or digital audiobooks to improve your chances of survival. And move them straight into your hands, don’t bother putting them on the pile at all. Just start reading now.
*dusts off hands having solved problem and walks away satisfied*
📚You’re afraid you’ll be so addicted you won’t be able to get anything else done.
👆Um…that’s the whole point. You should definitely take advantage of my pay what you want offer for the Sydney Rye Mysteries Books 1-8 Box Set:
Prepare to be useless.
*laughs with maniacal glee at having turned another reader into a desperate addict*.
📚You’re afraid the dog dies.
👆It does not. I promise. The dog does not die. I can’t promise the same for the humans. 🤨
📚You have a problem with swear words, sex out of wedlock (not graphic and totally consensual), or LGBTQ+ characters.
👆Go ahead and hit that unsubscribe button at the bottom of this email. This just isn’t going to work out. 👋
Now that you've either unsubscribed or had your very real and totally reasonable fears relieved, I will continue on with my day.
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You have some reading to do I believe. *clears throat and blinks slowly while waiting for you to click one of the links below*.
Until next time...