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Since you’re on my email list you probably know I write the Sydney Rye Mysteries...
- 06 December, 2025
- Emily Kimelman
A feminist vigilante thriller series about Sydney Rye and her dog exacting justice with a vengeance. The dog doesn’t die, but the bad guys do. And it’s cathartic AF.
Obviously, a lot of you are reading my books, and that's why you’re on my list. For those of you who have not yet joined the adventure, I'd like to address some of your very real and valid fears:
📚 Your TBR pile is about to topple over and crush you, so putting another book on top could lead to imminent death.
👆I suggest you purchase my ebooks or digital audiobooks to improve your chances of survival. And move them straight into your hands, don’t bother putting them on the pile at all. Just start reading now. *dusts off hands having solved problem and walks away satisfied*.
📚 Since you’re on my email list you probably know I write the Sydney Rye Mysteries,
👆Literally the whole point. This is the cathartic escape you need from the dystopian hellscape we’re being forced into by fascists with no imagination but all the f***ing audacity. You should definitely buy your preferred format and prepare to feel a lot f***ing better while also not getting a ton of shit done.
📚You’re afraid the dog dies.
👆It does not. I promise. The dog does not die. I make no promises about anyone else. 😈
📚You have a problem with swear words, sex out of wedlock (not graphic and totally consensual), or LGBTQ+ characters.
👆Go ahead and f*** off. This just isn’t going to work out. 👋
Now that you've either f***ed off or had your very real and totally reasonable fears relieved, I will continue on with my day.
You have some reading to do I believe. *clears throat and blinks slowly while waiting for you to click one of the links below*.
📚 Pay what you want for the first 8 Sydney Rye Mysteries in ebook or digital audiobook. Save 40% on paperbacks:
emilykimelman.com/SR18
📚 Continue the adventure with books 9-12:
emilykimelman.com/SR912
📚 Catch up with books 13-15:
emilykimelman.com/SR1315
📚 Catch up with books 16-18:
emilykimelman.com/SR1618
📖 Preorder Feral Vengeance, Sydney Rye Mysteries Book 19:
emilykimelman.com/FV
**This preorder is for early 2026, so please be aware it won’t arrive until then.**
📙 If you’re all caught up with Sydney Rye, read A Spy is Born, Starstruck Thrillers Book 1:
emilykimelman.com/SB
📖 If you read book 1, Lone Spy, Starstruck Thrillers Book 2 is now available:
emilykimelman.com/LoS
☕️ If you’ve read all the Sydney Rye Mysteries and Starstruck Thrillers THANK YOU.
The best way to reward yourself for all of that reading is with your very own mug, tote, or wine tumbler with quotes from the books, check out my exclusive merchandise:
Until next week...
Emily
P.S. I promise the dog doesn’t die…but I make no assurances about anyone else. 😈
P.P.S. You should unfollow me now if you have issues with "strong" language, sex out of wedlock, or LGBTQ+ characters. 👈 Top 3 things my one-star reviews complain about.
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