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You probably don’t think of me as someone who’s holding back.
- 07 March, 2026
- Emily Kimelman
I tell strangers on the internet to go f*** themselves daily. Then I screenshot the comments and post them so everyone can see what happens when you f*** around and find out.
My base level of “inappropriate” is high. But I’m holding back all the time.
My anger is a powerful tool and I endeavor to use it like a scalpel rather than a broadsword. I craft my social media presence the same way I craft my books, my relationships, my life.
Sometimes holding back is necessary.
And so is telling strangers to go suck a bag of 🍆. 😈
My character, Sydney Rye, never holds back. That’s why my books are so cathartic.
𝙎𝙮𝙙𝙣𝙚𝙮 𝙍𝙮𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙤𝙜, 𝘽𝙡𝙪𝙚, 𝙚𝙭𝙖𝙘𝙩 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙜 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣’𝙩 𝙙𝙞𝙚 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙖𝙙 𝙜𝙪𝙮𝙨 𝙙𝙤.
If you ever think you’re “too much”, I guarantee Sydney has you beat.
You and me, we call our representative, protest, donate to causes we believe in. We phone bank and knock doors. Sydney slits throats with scalpels in front of witnesses and gives zero f***s about the consequences.
In real life we can’t just go out and blow off men’s 🍆. But my books are fiction. Sydney Rye can do whatever the f*** she wants. And she does. 😈
⏳ Take the time you need.
🏝️ Enjoy the adventure you deserve.
🏎️ Escape the dystopian reality you’re being forced into by Christo-fascist whack jobs with flag fetishes.
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📚 Pay what you want for the first 8 Sydney Rye Mysteries in ebook or digital audiobook. Save 40% on paperbacks:
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📖 Order the newest book, Feral Vengeance, Sydney Rye Mysteries Book 19:
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**The release date is currently set for January 2027, but we hope to move it up and will share more via the newsletter.*
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📖 If you read book 1, Lone Spy, Starstruck Thrillers Book 2 is now available:
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☕️ If you’ve read all the Sydney Rye Mysteries and Starstruck Thrillers THANK YOU.
The best way to reward yourself for all of that reading is with your very own mug, tote, or wine tumbler with quotes from the books, check out my exclusive merchandise:
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Until next week...
Emily
P.S. I promise the dog doesn’t die…but I make no assurances about anyone else. 😈
P.P.S. You should unfollow me now if you have issues with "strong" language, sex out of wedlock, or LGBTQ+ characters. 👈 Top 3 things my one-star reviews complain about.
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