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- 03 January, 2026
- Emily Kimelman
Reading fiction—specifically my vigilante thrillers–will help you reach your goals this year. And one way they will sabotage the f*** out of you.
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The Sydney Rye Mysteries help with your seething rage so you can focus on activism instead of defending yourself in court against vandalism after you smash all the windows out of a truck with an Alligator Alcatraz bumper sticker.
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The Sydney Rye Mysteries build empathy unlike scrolling which builds anxiety and dopamine addiction.
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Get your steps with Sydney and Blue on audio—you’ll want to keep walking to find out what happens next.
And the one sabotage…
Sleep—you’re gonna be up late for the same reason you’re gonna get your steps. This shit is addictive.
So why not grab your next binge read?
📚 Pay what you want for the first 8 Sydney Rye Mysteries in ebook or digital audiobook. Save 40% on paperbacks:
emilykimelman.com/SR18
📚 Continue the adventure with books 9-12:
emilykimelman.com/SR912
📚 Catch up with books 13-15:
emilykimelman.com/SR1315
📚 Catch up with books 16-18:
emilykimelman.com/SR1618
📖 Preorder Feral Vengeance, Sydney Rye Mysteries Book 19:
emilykimelman.com/FV
**This preorder is for early 2026, so please be aware it won’t arrive until then.**
📙 If you’re all caught up with Sydney Rye, read A Spy is Born, Starstruck Thrillers Book 1:
emilykimelman.com/SB
📖 If you read book 1, Lone Spy, Starstruck Thrillers Book 2 is now available:
emilykimelman.com/LoS
☕️ If you’ve read all the Sydney Rye Mysteries and Starstruck Thrillers THANK YOU.
The best way to reward yourself for all of that reading is with your very own mug, tote, or wine tumbler with quotes from the books, check out my exclusive merchandise:
emilykimelman.com/Merch
Happy 2026, people. Let’s hope it’s not a total shit show. 🥂
Emily
P.S. I promise the dog doesn’t die…but I make no assurances about anyone else. 😈
P.P.S. You should unfollow me now if you have issues with "strong" language, sex out of wedlock, or LGBTQ+ characters. 👈 Top 3 things my one-star reviews complain about.
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