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Men who “agree” with me but don’t like my delivery.
Poor things. They don’t know they are a part of the problem.
When I tell them to suck a bag of 🍆🍆🍆, they always come back trying to explain themselves.
They are one of the good ones. They agree that this is all messed up. But I shouldn’t….try to sell my books, use curse words, be so smug, have vocal fry, etc.
Guess what, boys, trying to control me is the problem.
You have options, keep scrolling. Shutting the f*** up.
Or sit with why you feel the need to tell a middle aged woman who has written over 25 novels, sold millions of books, and clearly has a mind of her own, how to act.
Why do you think it’s appropriate to attempt to guide how I express myself? What man-dacity is this?
None of these men have the social media presence I do, none of them have written or sold as many books, and NONE of them are women.
They may be able to recognize that a rapist is bad, but what they don’t get is they are misogynists too. Maybe they don’t want to physically abuse women, but they certainly don’t respect them enough not to attack them for perceived mistakes.
So if you’re one of my male followers and you ever see a woman on the internet expressing herself—and you don’t like it. Take a few minutes to search inside yourself to discover what old programming is running that makes you think you’re more of an expert on how that woman should express herself than she is…
We can’t change the world without men on our side, but there are a lot of you who think you’ve done the work when you haven’t.
Do better.
And whatever you do, don’t f*** with me or my readers. I will destroy you. 😈
Emily
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