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I’ve been sounding the alarm for years, and it’s not working. 

I’ve been sounding the alarm for years, and it’s not working. 

  • 27 December, 2025
  • Emily Kimelman

I’m not the only one talking about these things. My feed is full of posts from others who share my opinions. 😂

But also, history, intellectuals, and scientists are all on my side. Logical fallacies are rife in all the isms and phobias…they are rooted in fear, not fact. They are lies that have to be installed. *sigh*

And uninstalling them is basically impossible—you can’t argue with childhood trauma.

Not that I “argue”. My job isn’t to convince anyone—we all have our roll in the revolution and I am not here to debate willfully ignorant bigots.

I’m here to write violent feminist vigilante thrillers that satisfy the feminine urge to kick the patriarchy right in its shriveled little 🥜🎒.

Letting toxic men have power is working out exactly like we said it would. Congratulations, you’re self aware enough to recognize reality. Your prize is anxiety. And enjoying my books!

Sydney Rye and her dog, Blue, exact justice with a vengeance. The dog doesn’t die but the bad guys do.

Start the Sydney Rye Mysteries today. They’re fun. If you hate it here. 😂😭

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☕️ If you’ve read all the Sydney Rye Mysteries and Starstruck Thrillers THANK YOU.

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I hope you had a Merry Christmas!

Emily

P.S. I promise the dog doesn’t die…but I make no assurances about anyone else. 😈

P.P.S. You should unfollow me now if you have issues with "strong" language, sex out of wedlock, or LGBTQ+ characters. 👈 Top 3 things my one-star reviews complain about.

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