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I'm Not Nice
- 28 September, 2024
- Emily Kimelman
And that surprises people. Because, not only am I a woman, I’m a publicly active one. Some people expect I’ll want them to buy my books SO badly, that I’ll be nice to them no matter what.
I won’t be.
If you say something nasty to me, I’m going to hit back much harder. I’m going to knock you on your a** through your phone. It’s going to hurt. I’m only going to use words and your underestimation of my “niceness” to make you bleed.
I’m an author—I’ve written over 20 action-packed thrillers. I have all the words, and I’m not even a little afraid to use them. 😉
I’m basically a troll magnet—keyboard warriors come at me with their crazy, I don’t even have to try—and I use that to destroy them. It’s fun for me and my audience.
It’s fun to see a woman not be nice.
In fact, seeing a woman be like, 𝘰𝘩, 𝘯𝘰, 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘧*&𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧, is awesome. My audience loves that s&^*. That’s why they buy my books.
𝙎𝙮𝙙𝙣𝙚𝙮 𝙍𝙮𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙤𝙜, 𝘽𝙡𝙪𝙚, 𝙚𝙭𝙖𝙘𝙩 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚—𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙜 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣’𝙩 𝙙𝙞𝙚 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙖𝙙 𝙜𝙪𝙮𝙨 𝙙𝙤. And it is FUN to watch.
Now look, I’m not as bada** as Sydney Rye. But I am an empowered woman who knows her value and what she wants. So…
Don’t expect any "niceness" from this little corner of the internet. If that’s your bag. Then I’m not.
If reading about a woman and her dog f^&%ing s*&t up is your thing, then pay what you want for the first 8 Sydney Rye Mysteries and join the adventure today.
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☕️ If you’ve read all the Sydney Rye Mysteries and Starstruck Thrillers THANK YOU.
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Fall is here, and the leaves will be changing soon. It's just about cozy season reading...are you stocked up?
Until next week...
Emily
P.S. I promise the dog doesn’t die…but I make no assurances about anyone else. 😈
P.P.S. You should unfollow me now if you have issues with "strong" language, sex out of wedlock, or LGBTQ+ characters. 👈 Top 3 things my one-star reviews complain about.
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