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๐— ๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ถ๐˜€๐—บ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ฎ ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ต

๐— ๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ถ๐˜€๐—บ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ฎ ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ต

  • 05 October, 2024
  • Emily Kimelman

Anyone trying to tell me I shouldnโ€™t control my own body or that I have to act a certain way to be a woman can go f*** themselves.

๐— ๐˜† ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ถ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ถ๐˜€๐—บ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜€๐—ผ ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ: I believe all people have equal value.

I donโ€™t think our value comes from whatโ€™s between our legs, the color of our skin, the people we f***, or anything so specific.

๐—ช๐—ฒ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐˜ƒ๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜‚๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ฒ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜.

You can be convinced a cabal of lizard people rule the planetโ€ฆand that the man sent here by the Almighty Himself to stop them brags about grabbing women by the ๐Ÿˆ, suggests drinking bleach could be a good idea, and has stared directly into an eclipse. ๐Ÿ‘€

You can believe whatever you want and I still believe you have equal value to me.

Iโ€™ll think youโ€™re confused, and need to examine your life, but that doesnโ€™t mean Iโ€™m โ€œbetterโ€ than you, or more important, or deserve special treatment.

๐— ๐˜† ๐—ฎ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ปโ€™๐˜ ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜ ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜ƒ๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜‚๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜†๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜€๐—ฒ. Thatโ€™s what my feminism tells me. Thatโ€™s part of what being a woman means to meโ€”๐—œ ๐—ฎ๐—บ ๐—ฒ๐—พ๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—น.

Some people get their panties in a twist trying to define what a woman is to which I say: if we all have equal value then why are you giving fucks about what we have between our legs or how voluminous the flesh is on our chests?

If you think physical or biological markers make a man or a woman then you are too busy being dogmatic to change the world.

And if you think the world doesnโ€™t need changingโ€ฆthen what are you doing reading my email?

I write feminist action fiction for feminists of any identityโ€”though my books are geared toward women like me who are pissed off about all the harm we inflict upon each other. And who love dogs.

๐™Ž๐™ฎ๐™™๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐™๐™ฎ๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™๐™š๐™ง ๐™™๐™ค๐™œ, ๐˜ฝ๐™ก๐™ช๐™š, ๐™š๐™ญ๐™–๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™Ÿ๐™ช๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™š ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐™– ๐™ซ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™šโ€”๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™™๐™ค๐™œ ๐™™๐™ค๐™š๐™จ๐™ฃโ€™๐™ฉ ๐™™๐™ž๐™š ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™—๐™–๐™™ ๐™œ๐™ช๐™ฎ๐™จ ๐™™๐™ค.

My books are cathartic. They are violent, I use โ€œfoulโ€ language, and there are โ€œintimate relationsโ€. They are not graphic but it is out of wedlock which I have received one-star reviews forโ€ฆslut shaming is reallyโ€”I mean, I donโ€™t have more value than someone who slut shames fictional characters but I am definitely more fun. ๐Ÿ˜‚

So if youโ€™re a feminist like me, you think women can be angry, brazen, or anything else they want to be, and you love dogs, then you should start the Sydney Rye Mysteries today.

Pay what you want for the first 8 ebooks or digital audiobooks. Thatโ€™s right, you choose the price. And if you prefer paperbacks, you can save 40%.

The Sydney Rye Mysteries are not โ€œbetterโ€ than other books, but they are more fun. ๐Ÿ˜‰ And you get to decide their value when you choose the price.

๐Ÿ“šย Pay what you want for the first 8 Sydney Rye Mysteries in ebook or digital audiobook. Save 40% on paperbacks:ย 
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๐Ÿ“šย Continue the adventure with books 9-12:ย ย 
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๐Ÿ“šย Catch up with books 13-15:ย ย 
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๐Ÿ“˜ย Readย Relentless, Sydney Mysteries Book 16:ย ย 
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๐Ÿ“—ย Readย Jagged Truth, Sydney Rye Mysteries Book 17:ย ย 
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๐Ÿ“—ย Download the newest release,ย Brutal Mercy, Sydney Rye Mysteries Book 18:
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๐Ÿ“—ย If youโ€™re all caught up with Sydney Rye, startย A Spy is Born, Starstruck Thrillers Book 1:
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โ˜•๏ธ If youโ€™ve read all the Sydney Rye Mysteries and Starstruck Thrillers THANK YOU.ย 

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Even if you're busy, grabbing five minutes to read is a great way toย practice a little self-care.

Until next time...

Emily

P.S.ย I promise the dog doesnโ€™t dieโ€ฆbut I make no assurances about anyone else.ย ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

P.P.S. You should unfollow me now if you have issues with "strong" language, sex out of wedlock, or LGBTQ+ characters. ๐Ÿ‘ˆ Top 3 things my one-star reviews complain about.

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