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Mine your own d*** business.
- 02 August, 2025
- Emily Kimelman
Stay out of my womb, my bedroom, my doctor’s office, and my f***ing head.
📚 You don’t have to ban books—just don’t f***ing read the ones you don’t want to read.
👩❤️💋👩 While you’re at it, don’t f*** anyone you don’t wanna f***.
👩⚕️ Don’t use any fertility treatments you don’t want to use.
👯♀️ Pick your own pronouns. Don’t try to make that choice for other people because, and this should be obvious, it’s super weird and intrusive.
🩺 Don’t consent to medical procedures you don’t want or need
👉 Just, and this is the easy part, mind your own d*** business.
And if you’re into feminist revenge fiction then start my Sydney Rye Mysteries today.
𝙎𝙮𝙙𝙣𝙚𝙮 𝙍𝙮𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙤𝙜, 𝘽𝙡𝙪𝙚, 𝙚𝙭𝙖𝙘𝙩 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙜 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣’𝙩 𝙙𝙞𝙚, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙖𝙙 𝙜𝙪𝙮𝙨 𝙙𝙤.
Reading is a great way to spend time minding your own d*** business.
📚 Pay what you want for the first 8 Sydney Rye Mysteries in ebook or digital audiobook. Save 40% on paperbacks:
emilykimelman.com/SR18
📚 Continue the adventure with books 9-12:
emilykimelman.com/SR912
📚 Catch up with books 13-15:
emilykimelman.com/SR1315
📚 Catch up with books 16-18:
emilykimelman.com/SR1618
📖 Preorder Feral Vengeance, Sydney Rye Mysteries Book 19:
emilykimelman.com/FV
**This preorder is for 2026, so please be aware it won’t arrive until then.**
📙 If you’re all caught up with Sydney Rye, read A Spy is Born, Starstruck Thrillers Book 1:
emilykimelman.com/SB
📖 If you read book 1, Lone Spy, Starstruck Thrillers Book 2 is now available:
emilykimelman.com/LoS
☕️ If you’ve read all the Sydney Rye Mysteries and Starstruck Thrillers THANK YOU.
The best way to reward yourself for all of that reading is with your very own mug, tote, or wine tumbler with quotes from the books, check out my exclusive merchandise:
emilykimelman.com/Merch
Reading is the perfect way for everyone to mind their own business, wouldn't you say?
Emily
P.S. I promise the dog doesn’t die…but I make no assurances about anyone else. 😈
P.P.S. You should unfollow me now if you have issues with "strong" language, sex out of wedlock, or LGBTQ+ characters. 👈 Top 3 things my one-star reviews complain about.
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