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- 21 June, 2024
- Emily Kimelman
They won't read my books because of something I've said online.
Perfect. Awesome—that’s exactly how I planned it.
Do not read my books if...
🚫 You’re not a feminist.
🚫 You think “wokeness” is a scourge.
🚫 You believe limiting the rights of women and the LGBTQ+ community is somehow protecting your rights. Spoiler alert: people having the same rights as you is not an infringement on your rights. It’s called equality you ignorant %^&*.
🚫 You’re not sure which Presidential candidate is a traitor.
🚫 You think climate change is a hoax.
🚫 You don’t understand abortion is healthcare.
🚫 The list goes on…
You mother$%^&*!s cannot handle my books—that’s on purpose.
👉 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂.
Stop acting like I want your attention. I seriously want you to stay as far away from me as possible.
So please, for the love of all things, %^&* off. Go comment on something you do like. I don’t want you here.
The rest of you should take advantage of my pay-what-you-want offer for the first 8 Sydney Rye Mysteries in ebook or digital audiobook. Paperbacks are 40% off.
𝙎𝙮𝙙𝙣𝙚𝙮 𝙍𝙮𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙤𝙜, 𝘽𝙡𝙪𝙚, 𝙚𝙭𝙖𝙘𝙩 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙜 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣’𝙩 𝙙𝙞𝙚, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙖𝙙 𝙜𝙪𝙮𝙨 𝙙𝙤. They're not for everyone, but if you made it this far in my email, the Sydney Rye Mysteries are probably for you.
📚 Pay what you want for the first 8 Sydney Rye Mysteries in ebook or digital audiobook. Save 40% on paperbacks:
emilykimelman.com/SR18
📚 Continue the adventure with books 9-12:
emilykimelman.com/SR912
📚 Catch up with books 13-15:
emilykimelman.com/SR1315
📘 Read Relentless, Sydney Mysteries Book 16:
emilykimelman.com/RL
📗 Download the newest release, Jagged Truth, Sydney Rye Mysteries Book 17:
emilykimelman.com/JT
📗 Preorder Brutal Mercy, Sydney Rye Mysteries Book 18:
emilykimelman.com/BM
☕️ If you’ve read all the Sydney Rye Mysteries and preordered Brutal Mercy, THANK YOU.
The best way to reward yourself for all of that reading is with your very own mug, tote, or wine tumbler with one of the quotes from the series, check out my exclusive merchandise:
emilykimelman.com/Merch
🎉🎉 Don't forget...Brutal Mercy is coming your way next week! 🎉🎉
The count down is on...
Emily
P.S. I promise the dog doesn't die but make no assurances about anyone else. 😈
P.P.S. If you didn't see the announcement, Jagged Truth is available in audio via my website. We're still waiting for the other retailers to approve and will announce it once it's available everywhere. emilykimelman.com/JTa
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