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  • 08 November, 2025
  • Emily Kimelman

🍊🤡 supporters either have low media, economic, and policy literacy, making them easy to manipulate. Or they clear-eye support a 🍇pist, racist, fascist felon who posts ai videos of dumping 💩 on the American people.

They cheer masked men disappearing people off our streets to detention centers so depraved that when congress people try to gain access to fulfill their obligations of oversight they are denied and even arrested. 🍊🤡 supporters buy Alligator Alcatraz merchandise. They made merch for a detention center. 🤢

🍊 🤡 supporters rather have the government shut down than keep healthcare remotely affordable. They believe USAID with its 40 billion dollar budget that saved millions of lives around the globe was a waste. But 40 billion to bail out Argentina is an investment. Even though Argentina inherited China’s soybean business when they stopped buying from us due to 🍊 🤡’s demented tariffs.

They think protesting is un-American, Presidents should have unlimited power, women shouldn’t be in the military, fat generals are a problem, and diversity equity and inclusion is about oppressing white people rather than evening the playing field created by a country founded on the principle that all men are created equal but slavery is cool and only white land owning men have the right to vote.

Or. Or. They are illiterate.

If I was a nice person, I would think continued support for 🍊🤡 is evidence of literacy challenges. However, I am not nice. Or a literacy expert. I’m the author of violent feminist vigilante thrillers.

I think 🍊🤡 supporters are fascist f***s and their narrow mindedness makes them susceptible to disinformation. I have zero faith they will wake up and do what is right. In my opinion, anyone still supporting this administration is a brainwashed bigot incapable of critical thinking.

Disinformation depends on intolerance. It cannot thrive without it.

I don’t know if they want to be prejudiced assholes. Their motivation—why they suck so f***ing hard—doesn’t matter.

What matters is that they are f***ing everything up. We were making slow, stilted progress, trying to lead their sorry asses into the light, but they are going full Nazi.

It’s exhausting, terrifying, and honestly, annoying as f***. The evil married to incompetence in this crew is straight up embarrassing.

This kind of utter and complete bullshit is why I write bad-ass books that are super satisfying for royally pissed-off people. On our side, obviously. Those pissed-off Nazis can go f*** themselves.

Sydney Rye and her dog, Blue, exact justice with a vengeance. The dog doesn’t die, but the bad guys do. And it’s cathartic AF.

⏳ Take the time you need.
🏝️ Enjoy the adventure you deserve.
🏎️ Escape the dystopian reality you’re being forced into by willfully ignorant a**hats with Skydaddy issues.

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☕️ If you’ve read all the Sydney Rye Mysteries and Starstruck Thrillers THANK YOU.

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Until next week, 

Emily

P.S. Have you read the Starstruck Thrillers?

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