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You can’t hit people with pipes.
- 23 November, 2024
- Emily Kimelman
I know, I know, it sucks to live in the real world.
The good news: Sydney Rye can. She’s fictional, so she gets to do whatever the f*** she wants.
Change is long and arduous. It’s a lot of one step forward and two…or ten back. You are unlikely to see the arc of the moral universe bend all the way towards justice in your lifetime. Which is pretty much infuriating. But, again, you cannot hit anyone with a pipe no matter how much they deserve it.
Unlike those of us trying to avoid assault charges though, Sydney Rye gives no f***s and does things like…
🪁 Push ped0📁s off rooftops.
🩸 Give abusive politicians smiles from ear to ear. 😈
🪈Beat Incels with the aforementioned metal pipe.
Sydney Rye and her dog, Blue, exact justice with a vengeance. The dog doesn’t die, but the bad guys do. And it’s cathartic AF.
📚 Pay what you want for the first 8 Sydney Rye Mysteries in ebook or digital audiobook. Save 40% on paperbacks:
emilykimelman.com/SR18
⏳ Take the time you need.
🏝️ Enjoy the adventure you deserve.
🏎️ Escape the dystopian reality you’re being forced into by whack jobs with flag fetishes.
📚 Pay what you want for the first 8 Sydney Rye Mysteries in ebook or digital audiobook. Save 40% on paperbacks:
emilykimelman.com/SR18
📚 Continue the adventure with books 9-12:
emilykimelman.com/SR912
📚 Catch up with books 13-15:
emilykimelman.com/SR1315
📘 Read Relentless, Sydney Mysteries Book 16:
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📗 Read Jagged Truth, Sydney Rye Mysteries Book 17:
emilykimelman.com/JT
📗 Download the newest release, Brutal Mercy, Sydney Rye Mysteries Book 18:
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📗 If you’re all caught up with Sydney Rye, start A Spy is Born, Starstruck Thrillers Book 1:
emilykimelman.com/SB
☕️ If you’ve read all the Sydney Rye Mysteries and Starstruck Thrillers THANK YOU.
The best way to reward yourself for all of that reading is with your very own mug, tote, or wine tumbler with quotes from the books, check out my exclusive merchandise:
emilykimelman.com/Merch
Are you stocked up for cozy reading season?
Emily
** Please note, if you want to buy paperbacks directly from me for the holidays, you need to order by the end of November. Because we have them shipped economy, directly from the printers, it can take 3 weeks for them to arrive. We expect longer delays with the holidays.**
P.S. I promise the dog doesn’t die…but I make no assurances about anyone else. 😈
P.P.S. You should unfollow me now if you have issues with "strong" language, sex out of wedlock, or LGBTQ+ characters. 👈 Top 3 things my one-star reviews complain about.
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