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You’re pretty sure the world is a dumpster fire...
- 20 September, 2025
- Emily Kimelman
No amount of fresh water—which we’re running out of anyway—can smother the flames.
The federal government is under the control of a wanna-be dictator with a history of racism, rape, and calling soldiers who die in the line of duty “losers”. Yet, a disturbing number of people believe he was sent here by THE deity to usher in the rapture. 🥴
Masked agents are disappearing people off our streets into inhumane detention centers, and people are buying the merch. 🤯 Wtaf?!
Bodily autonomy is not protected for any person wielding a uterus. 🤬
A publicly traded company, Palantir, has contracted with the US government to build a web of federal surveillance systems integrating everything from immigration records to social media data, while their CEO talks openly about loving “the idea of getting a drone and having fentanyl‑laced urine spraying on analysts that tried to screw us.”
Fentanyl. Laced. Urine. Yeah. I want that guy in charge of…nothing. Literally nothing. Let alone ALL my data.
I could go on…🌎🔥🌊💀…but you get what I’m talking about.
And I know you’re doing everything you can.
✅ Voting
✅ Talking to friends
✅ Taking care of your loved ones
✅ Attending protests
And you’re probably even doing some stuff for your own mental health.
🗣 Meeting with a therapist or coach
🌳 Taking walks, exercising, practicing yoga, or pilates, or both!
📵 Avoiding doom scrolling while also staying informed—a delicate freaking dance 💃
I get it. Trust me.
The best defense I have against losing my mind is writing books.
📚 I write feminist vigilante thrillers. They’re fun and satisfying. My books are a great way to avoid:
🤯 Losing your 💩 on strangers
😰 Curling up in a corner shaking with anxiety
😵💫 And a host of other negative symptoms associated with living through the Handmaid’s Tale 2020’s edition.
Sydney Rye and her dog, Blue, exact justice with a vengeance. The dog doesn’t die but the bad guys do. And it feels GOOD.
Like kneeing the traitorous rapist in the groin good, but without the legal repercussions.
The Sydney Rye Mysteries are available in ebook, paperback, and digital audiobook.
🎧 You can listen to my books while you walk, clean, cook, or burn down white supremacist patriarchy. ❤️🔥
💨 If you’re on the move, Sydney and Blue can come with you.
📚 I’ve bundled the first 8 books into a set, and you can get it for whatever price you want. The paperbacks at 40% off.
⏳ Take the time you need
🏝️ Enjoy the adventure you deserve
🏎️ Escape the dystopian reality you’re being forced into by whack jobs with flag fetishes.🇺🇸
📚 Start the Sydney Rye Mysteries today ☄️
📚 Pay what you want for the first 8 Sydney Rye Mysteries in ebook or digital audiobook. Save 40% on paperbacks:
emilykimelman.com/SR18
📚 Continue the adventure with books 9-12:
emilykimelman.com/SR912
📚 Catch up with books 13-15:
emilykimelman.com/SR1315
📚 Catch up with books 16-18:
emilykimelman.com/SR1618
📖 Preorder Feral Vengeance, Sydney Rye Mysteries Book 19:
emilykimelman.com/FV
**This preorder is for early 2026, so please be aware it won’t arrive until then.**
📙 If you’re all caught up with Sydney Rye, read A Spy is Born, Starstruck Thrillers Book 1:
emilykimelman.com/SB
📖 If you read book 1, Lone Spy, Starstruck Thrillers Book 2 is now available:
emilykimelman.com/LoS
☕️ If you’ve read all the Sydney Rye Mysteries and Starstruck Thrillers THANK YOU.
The best way to reward yourself for all of that reading is with your very own mug, tote, or wine tumbler with quotes from the books, check out my exclusive merchandise:
emilykimelman.com/Merch
Fighting fire with fiction,
Emily
P.S. I promise the dog doesn’t die…but I make no assurances about anyone else. 😈
P.P.S. You should unfollow me now if you have issues with "strong" language, sex out of wedlock, or LGBTQ+ characters. 👈 Top 3 things my one-star reviews complain about.
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