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Of exploiting my beliefs to sell books. As if Iโm only a feminist for marketing purposes and it's totally unrelated to the fact that I am, in fact, a woman. In the mind of these accusers, the ONLY reason to say I think I have equal value to men is to sell books. I know, it's idiotic.
But there are men ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ women out there who think my belief in the value of every humanโno matter who or what they areโis a ploy to trick people out of their money by getting them to buy the books Iโve spent my entire adult life crafting. Which would be super tricky of me except for the fact that sounds like a TON of work. ๐ Spoiler alert: writing dozens of novels isn't a get rich quick scheme no matter how "woke" you make them. ๐ And writing books you don't enjoy is near impossible.
Then there are the people who believe me that I'm a feminist for the blatantly obvious reasons a woman would be but think talking about climate change, the dangers of religious zealotry, and my intense rage at white supremacist patriarchy in my marketing somehow makes those beliefs disingenuous. Apparently, if I take my rage, turn it into art, and then use that art to win at capitalism, itโs wrong. ๐ค
And, in a way, I get that. Raging women who write fiction arenโt supposed to be this successful. But thatโs part of the fun for meโdoing ๐ฉ Iโm not supposed to do.
Because f*** it. Iโm not taking any s***. Iโm not giving any f***s. And Iโm gonna make bank because of that attitude, not in spite of it.
Want to help me win at capitalism with art? Like books about bada** women and their giant dogs exacting justice with a vengeance, where the dog doesnโt die but the bad guys do?
Then pay what you want for the first 8 Sydney Rye Mysteriesโand I mean that. Iโve been running this promo for awhile now, and there are people who can only afford the minimum and that is FINE because most people pay the suggested price or more. It all works out and restores this authorโs faith in humanity.
To me, itโs beautiful that each of my readers contributes what they can. I know thatโs not how youโre ๐ด๐ถ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฅ to win at capitalism, but I donโt give a f***. Itโs how I play this game, and so far, itโs working out awesome for me.
Iโm not just saying that to sell you books, either. ๐ Iโm saying it because itโs trueโjust like everything else in my marketing. Unlike my books, which are pure fiction. The fiction I use to deal with my rage, piss off ignorant ๐ฉheads, and make a f*** tons of money. ๐
๐๐ฎ๐๐ฃ๐๐ฎ ๐๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐ง ๐๐ค๐, ๐ฝ๐ก๐ช๐, ๐๐ญ๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐๐๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ ๐ซ๐๐ฃ๐๐๐๐ฃ๐๐. ๐๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ ๐๐ค๐๐จ๐ฃโ๐ฉ ๐๐๐, ๐๐ช๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ช๐ฎ๐จ ๐๐ค, ๐๐ฃ ๐๐ก๐ค๐ค๐๐ฉ๐๐๐ง๐จ๐ฉ๐ฎ, ๐ซ๐๐๐๐ก๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐, ๐จ๐ช๐ฅ๐๐ง ๐จ๐๐ฉ๐๐จ๐๐ฎ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฎ๐จ.
๐๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ผ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ป๐ ๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐ณ๐ถ๐ฟ๐๐ ๐ด ๐ฏ๐ผ๐ผ๐ธ๐ ๐ถ๐ป ๐ฒ๐ฏ๐ผ๐ผ๐ธ ๐ผ๐ฟ ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ด๐ถ๐๐ฎ๐น ๐ฎ๐๐ฑ๐ถ๐ผ๐ฏ๐ผ๐ผ๐ธ. ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ฌ% ๐ผ๐ป ๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ธ๐.
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โ๏ธ If youโve read all the Sydney Rye Mysteries and Starstruck Thrillers THANK YOU.
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Emily
P.S.ย I promise the dog doesnโt dieโฆbut I make no assurances about anyone else.ย ๐
P.P.S. You should unfollow me now if you have issues with "strong" language, sex out of wedlock, or LGBTQ+ characters. ๐ Top 3 things my one-star reviews complain about.
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