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The world is a cluster %^*&.
- 03 August, 2024
- Emily Kimelman
🌎 The ice caps are melting, storm strengths are increasing, coral reefs are dying...and people think the 🏳️🌈 community are a BIG problem.
🥴 The 🇺🇸 government is run by people so out of touch they don't know that phones are connected to the Wifi. Which leads me to believe they don't know jack about Wifi. Which seems awfully dangerous considering…
🤖 AI is transforming our world faster than climate change and a terrifying percentage of people working on it think it will be the end of humanity.
Phew…that’s a lot.
And you’re doing a lot.
✅ Voting
✅ Talking to friends
✅ Taking care of your loved ones
You’re probably even doing some stuff for your own mental health.
🗣 Meeting with a therapist or coach.
🌳 Taking walks, meditating, practicing yoga, breathing into a brown paperback.
📵 Avoiding doom scrolling while also staying informed—a delicate freaking dance. 💃
I get it. Trust me.
The best defense I have against losing my *&^%ing mind is writing books.
📚 I write feminist action novels. They are fun and satisfying. My books are a great way to avoid:
🤯 Screaming at your television while watching C-Span. C-Span. Wtf?
⚾️ Taking a baseball bat to a stranger’s car covered in bumper stickers—you know which bumper stickers, the ones that fill you with an unquenchable rage.
😵💫 Along with a host of other negative symptoms associated with living through Handmaid’s tale 2020s edition.
Sydney Rye and her dog, Blue, exact justice with a vengeance. The dog doesn’t die, but the bad guys do. And it feels good.
Like exacting your own justice with a vengeance, but without the legal repercussions, good.
⏳ Take the time you need
🏝️ Enjoy the adventure you deserve
🏎️ Escape the dystopian reality you’re being forced into by whack jobs with flag fetishes
📚 Start the Sydney Rye Mysteries today ☄️
📚 Pay what you want for the first 8 Sydney Rye Mysteries in ebook or digital audiobook. Save 40% on paperbacks:
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📚 Continue the adventure with books 9-12:
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📚 Catch up with books 13-15:
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📘 Read Relentless, Sydney Mysteries Book 16:
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📗 Read Jagged Truth, Sydney Rye Mysteries Book 17: emilykimelman.com/JT
📗 Download the newest release, Brutal Mercy, Sydney Rye Mysteries Book 18:
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📗 If you’re all caught up with Sydney Rye, start A Spy is Born, Starstruck Thrillers Book 1:
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☕️ If you’ve read all the Sydney Rye Mysteries and Starstruck Thrillers THANK YOU.
The best way to reward yourself for all of that reading is with your very own mug, tote, or wine tumbler with quotes from the books, check out my exclusive merchandise:
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I hope you're getting time to read this summer. ⛱️🌞
Emily
P.S. I promise the dog doesn't die but make no assurances about anyone else. 😈
P.P.S. You should probably unfollow me now if you have issues with "strong" language, sex out of wedlock, or LGBTQ+ characters. 👈 Top 3 things my one-star reviews complain about.
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